arturo's speshul plutonium pakege kam toodey an et had sum el presidente pasos en et, elso. butt, the sootkase tag es the sam ol sootkase tag. now arturo hav tres of plutonium sootkase tags. nun of arturo's sootkase tags es as emportint as my ol' goal speshul sootkase tag.
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I think this is what he means: Arturo's nuclear bomb arrived today. There were no passes to go to the White house to talk to the President and discuss what to do about it. The FBI has been alerted about Arturo, and when he travels, his luggage will be tagged with plutonium (for easy detectability), not gold like in the old days. It's the third time they've done this to him. Arturo loved the gold and regrets the change.