"They stuff a know it all from the NY area into a suitcase. Then they put alot of smileys and stupid links on it (for easy identification, you know all those bags look alike). Then they check the bag on the airline the know it all flies (not CO) and send him to a far off destination. From there he posts the results.
OR that's why I USED to check bags..."
Sure glad that it's not me!
BTW, isn't that in violation of the current CO rules!