A nice OMNI topic Jetdillo... I guess after all of that flying most of us would have nightmares like you had.

And I believe MOST of US have had those
Frequent Flyer dreams (or mostly nightmares)

The one I could remember was going to EWR
in a Tux (I have no idea why) and my cats in the Shepra bags and not being allowed to board because all the airlines replaced tickets with a secret code word of the day.
I had no idea what the code word was.

So I went to UA, CO, AA, DELTA, Useless airways, TWA, B-A, Virgin, Lufthansa, Air
Canada and could not get on. So my last hope
was SouthWorst (this is a dream right) and I still could nto remember the code word.

Then YAZ and EDDIE said "MEOW"

And the gate agent said "That's the magic
word of the day!"

Then I woke up with two cats meowing in my face for breakfast.

I knew I was traveling too much! CATMAN