Thanks for the offer, but this is merely the first leg of a 10-segment, 8165 mile, 40 hr, mileage run! Ideally, I can start the day off with a bump since the flight is way overbooked.

If I do make the flight, I am supposed to be in 6C (albeit hoping for EUA to deliver me to the promised land). I'm the olive complexioned guy carrying the black rollaboard with Northwest and Air India tags on it (can't be many of those around), so stop me and say hi!