I'm with NJDAVID: First row in the terminal, watching it depart without you.

I am less choosy - I won't hold out for compensating for being bumped. But will happily accept such, of course....

Before flying, you should also gauge how long you can hold your breath. It is likely the only way you'll be able to fit in the seats. This plane is NOT for claustrophobics!!!!

If you MUST fly on it, then the second-to-last row. I prefer OPPOSITE the door.


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