You are all right, here we in Albania have not experienced same kind of "closed country" stateus that is commonplace in North Korea. But I think many Westerners and those from countries with European standarts tend to think of Albania as wild like beast (??)

This is why I say, maybe you like to come to Albania instead!! And it now is safe on there here. No longer do you have to worry yourselves about the hijackings and banditry that was in the commonplace up to year ago.

The services I offer include as I mention Leopold and his private vessel which makes ***ADRIATIC CROSSING*** at your conviencie.

You just let me know, I can easily send my team of worker to assail you upon Italian arrival.