Its not like I'm depressed enough having just stepped off SYD-SIN in Y and now sitting in the lounge waiting for SIN-LHR in Y , at the end of my wonderful holiday to NZ, and with the prospect of Northern Line and work beckoning on Tuesday morning , but I get to learn that I could have won 25 Grand ... and didn't! How utterly depressing!

Then again, I nicked the joke off another site, so I suppose I can't claim any great originality for it