Little Miss Know-It-All weighs in...

My apologies. Denver sucks, it snows like crazy, even in May, there is no sunshine and the quality of life is miserable.

Denver sucks only occasionally, and usually in conjunction with a Broncos-related riot. Or any given weekday on I-25 during rush hour. It IS snowing, and it DOES snow in May. Quality of life is miserable when I'm in the backyard, getting pelted by wet snow-blobs while slinging my nice, clean sheets over the vegetable seedlings.

And DEN is a horrible airport filled with gargoyles.

The gargoyle is in a suitcase, adjacent to baggage carousel 15. He stuck is tongue out at me on Tuesday!