I had a brother-in-law that crashed a private Toyota function at a hotel restaurant once by saying that he was the company proctologist. He had a very interesting evening hearing about people's proctological problems.
Originally Posted by FemaleFlyer
Think of the possiblities - a cardiologist could have a lot of people coming up to him or her saying, "doctor, I've had this pain in my chest, what do you think?" Or, "you're a purchaser of [insert your own noun here], I happen to sell that, let's make a deal."
Then again, maybe not. There are only a few hundred of us, and we are much more seasoned at ignoring people next to us
, so perhaps that would not be a problem.