Well, you could take out a pen and paper and start jotting down everything he says....
or there's the old standby:
Pick up your own cell phone (turned off will do, thumb and pinkie will do too....)
Scream into phone (hand, whatever)
HELLO?? WHAT'S THAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M SITTING NEXT TO SOME A$$HOLE WHO IS SCREAMING INTO HIS TELEPHONE.
It's even better if you start repeating details-
YEAH, HE'S TALKING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY XXXX
or
HE SAYS HIS MOTHER JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE AND...
That'll get his attention