C - C (See), I have a good employer who allows me to fly in C
D - Driven by the wider seat, threatened by the fare
Y - Y no upgrade? Ahh.. A319 transcon
B - Because it's cheaper than Y
M - Mr. Chicken, p-l-e-a-s-e give me an upgrade...
H - Helluva High Fare
Q - Quit asking, you can't get the upgrade
W - Well, my travel agent did not ticket it in time otherwise I would have got S or T
S - SSSS guaranteed!
T - Ted says "It's time to fly..." or
T - TSA ate my cookies
K - Kicked to the curb