On my last CW flight in January I got a KitKat... I thought maybe the crew were being mean and incredulous because I had been upgraded, so they gave me a little bit of the Traveler experience to remind me where I really belonged, but then I noticed when the privacy screen was retracted, my snotty neighbour had one as well. He did not look like an upgrade.

Lindt Lindor is hardly any better... supermarket chocolate that tries to be all posh with swirly gold lettering and ever so thinly cut pieces. I think they should give us Leonidas, IMHO; one thing the Belgians actually do right!