I don't remember any goofs for this year, but the classic (which almost gave a coronary a few years ago) was this car service taking me from Jerzee to LAG airport. It was her first day, she was nervous, got lost then on the G-W bridge was rammed from behind. So we spent an hour on the bridge. Then I got all upset and she rushed to the airport-- only dropping me off at JFK airport. She was crying and I simply ran out of the car.

Luckily Delta said they would honor my ticket (It was NYC to D-C... forget what airport!)

Then on the way back the guy for the same car service spent most of the time telling me
about how he broke up with his girlfriend. He was a bit drunk too (making me nautious and nervous) and on the Williamburg bridge back to Manhattan our car was hit with rocks
from these kids. He simply pulled over, waited for a cop then passed out. The very
pretty female lieutenant came over, arrested
him for drunk driving and she arranged for the Port authority to drive me home.

Needless to say I never used that car service
again! CATMAN