-TSA approved PA's are apparently not easy to find.

- Sometimes you're going to stand behind men in the Womens bathroom line

- Sometimes there IS no women's bathroom...its a "Single use restroom"

- Despite your best intentions, some FTers just won't listen and will stay at the Vagabond Inn anyway.

- sometimes your cleavage will be mistaken for a cupholder by people who host gaylas

- morning sickness acupressure techniques work well to stave off the imminent hurling of your traveling companion.

- sometimes people will promise to bring earplugs and they won't.

- Even if the host says he really doesn't need any help setting up, he probably does.

- nonrevving sucks

- Some things are just too expensive for umguy

- Apparently its not necessary to tip your gardener

- FT friends regardless of orientation are wayyy too much fun.