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Old Mar 12, 2005 | 7:54 am
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AllanJ
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Get and bring along a stuffed toy skunk (for example a Beanie Baby). If someone near you farts, take it out and stroke it and say, "nice kitty kitty kitty nice kitty kitty".

Would you rather get up and let out someone each time he wants to fart so he can do it in or near the lav?

"Wipe your a** first thing in the morning and after farting."
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