Ok, that settles it. I getting....no, I now gotta really great idea. WHO KNOWS WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET REGISTERED AS "A SERVICE ANIMAL (OR WHATEVER)". As I read the previous posts, this will allow me (and my nice associated accompanying handler, master, mistress etc) free passage on any USA FAA regulated airplane and first-class on US too. I promise not to do do-do on the carpets and wear a seat belt whenever the s/b light comes on. Anyone whanna rent me?