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Originally Posted by apudme
At 39,000 feet, seconds into its journey, passengers reported a shudder, and groaning noises coming from the rear toilet (later found to be an over zealous London academic getting intimate with a member of the cabin crew, again).
So didn't the Willy Wonka's Press Agency get a direct quote from the academic in question.

Surely he could tell a few tales and get a lucrative book deal too.