Bar Napoli? How very shabby-chic Last time I was in there I found a former Scottish rugby international passed out in the toilets. Mind you, it was well past his bedtime.
She is very strict and we did have a bit of a run-in once but it's all forgotten now. God help you if you bring food into the smoking area though
That requires a leap of the imagination. Were you pissed? Not sure which one you mean, but I'll pass on your compliments to all (well, nearly all...) in any case. Shame you're not here because we're ever so short of scurrilous nonsense to print in our festival diary...