Do you have any idea how much porn is stashed in most RJ cockpits? In some planes, it's shoved in all of the handholds, the ACARS printer, the covers of manuals, etc. I have a feeling you'd be apalled.

But at least the pilots have privacy up front to view their raunchy mags while they are piloting you across the country. RJ pilots need something to do on those mid-con RJ flights!