I also want sundaes on every flight, warm nuts, the old Italian blankets, the F-style pillows, a lie flat seat with MRTC, DC and AC outlets at every seat, tush air-dry blowers in every lav (hey, if they can have these in Japanese hotels, why not a nice warm tail wind in every AA lav?)...

“These days no one can make money on the goddamn airline business. The economics represent sheer hell.” -- C. R. Smith, President of American Airlines, upon retiring 1968