My 8 predictions for the year

1) BA to introduce tip machines in all airport lounges
2) GGL members will be shown a secret handshake to get an extra prawn in their CE salad, but only after they sign an NDA
3) All long haul entertainment to be enhanced to only show content available on U&Dave
4) A spinning wheel will be introduced on the home page of ba.com to determine which version of the website will be used. There will be 3 categories, old (broken), nx (working), nx (broken). 90% chance that nx (broken) will be selected
5) The Concorde burger will be improved to have actual, real meat in it
6) All lounges and aircraft to have the power sockets upgraded to only use Swiss plugs
7) GGL will be renamed to better reflect BA's attitude towards customers, Grubby Guest Lice
8) After a 10 year development cycle costing many hundreds of pounds, BA's mobile app for Windows Mobile will finally be launched. It is expected that BA will offer all Android customers a free Microsoft mobile emulator so they can get a better app experience