1. Smile & say hi to FA's - both genders ^
2. If available, grab a newspaper from the J class trolley
3. Find seat, step in so I'm not blocking the aisle
4. Unpack water, book and/or magazine(s)
5. Load backpack into overhead compartment along with nuisance pillow & blanket
6. Sit down, don't buckle up if there are spare seats next to me
7. Scan for any talent & people-watch
8. Wait for doors to close, then bucklup
9. Adjust "boys" without drawing attention
10. Relax & enjoy the taxi & take-off
Cheers
