Originally Posted by
Beansprout
Since we're in the DYKWIA thread I suppose I can add another story from his first ever shorthaul trip, LHR-CDG, rather predictably - "daddy where are the beds?" - followed by "but what if I get tired?"

Or in the words of my 5-year old then (who likes to faff around with various seat controls as soon as we enter the cabin) also on a shorthaul fight - "something is wrong with my seat, it doesn't go flat!"