ORD Club mini-tour mid-August, Sunday afternoon.
Party of 3 with 2 hours to tour the clubs. Flight departing from F gates.

First stop the B6 club after security:
Very busy, and went to my usual favorite the back bar area because the bartenders are usually quite good and can catch a game on the TVs. Found two empty round tables together, so we were set for seating. This visit, bartenders (newbies to me) not the usual friendly crew that I find there. Asked for a mimosa and was handed a wine glass with basically a shot of prosecco with a dribble of OJ. Odd. Went back a second time and was served a proper mimosa from a different bartender. I didn't eat but companions were ok with the food at the buffet. Restroom good. I forgot to look for the missing hook in the stall.

Stop #2 at the new E7 club.
Very busy, and went all the way to the end to find two tables we could put together. Teenage girl holed up in one of the new phone booths playing on her phone. Ok, fine at least she's not out in the club on speakerphone talking corporate strategy. No hot food, but I enjoy the self-serve wine without having to wait in line for bartender service. Good tarmac views, my favorite of this club. Tiny restrooms.

Stop #3 at the F9 club.
Club was totally rammed, hardly a place to find seats for 3 people together. Wanted to get seats with tarmac views, but after a loop around the club and about to give up, spotted an unkempt table that was filled with empty drinks and food plates, and grabbed that. Long line at the bar for drinks. The split food buffet setup isn't ideal. Nice restrooms. Downvoting this one for the overcrowding.