I am interested in what was not shown in the commercial. Yes, it showed a woman sitting in an airport using a phone which takes pictures -- but what happened after that?
Did the TSA grab her camera? Was the FBI called in to investigate this major security breach? Was she put on the No Fly List?
Indeed, a few moments later she bumped into a pilot and then he used the picture phone. Was he then added to the No Fly List?
My rather lewd imagination leads me to believe that the pair, Capt John Flyer and Mrs. Amelia Good, were not allowed to board and spent the night together.
Flyer was taken off the No Fly List in a few days but Good was not and is still unable to return home. Flyer, not being much of a gentleman, let all the other pilots know about his night with Good and before long it became standard practice for the pilots to look for her at the airport, wait until she was told again that she still could not board, and then take her to a hotel for the night.
This damsel has gone from pilot to pilot to pilot, putting real meaning into Delta's slogan that "Good goes around."
Last edited by Dovster; Feb 19, 2005 at 12:21 am