Welp, don't think you're going to be a fan. HGI standard pasted below.
203.00 DRY CLEANING AND LAUNDRY SERVICE
If the property chooses to offer dry cleaning services, a detailed laundry service ticket including pricing and approximate return time must also be provided in each guest room.
For laundry bag requirements, refer to Standard 302.03
203.01 SERVICE AVAILABILITY
Service must be available a minimum of 5 days a week (excluding national holidays) and must be same-day or 24-hour, where possible.