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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: MCI
Programs: AA Gold 1MM, AS MVP, UA Silver, WN A-List, Marriott LT Titanium, HH Diamond
Posts: 53,006
(1) Inhale. If it's a nonsmoking room like I asked for, I enter.
(2) Check bed type. If it's a king sized bed like I asked for, I set my luggage down.
(3) Check general cleanliness. If I make it past this step, then I'm probably staying in the room as opposed to going back to the front desk.