Originally Posted by
Dovster
About 15 minutes ago, I received a warning from the Home Command that my kibbutz may be attacked shortly and I should go into my shelter. Then, about 5 minutes later I got another message: "Color Red" which means I should buy a life insurance policy ASAP. A couple of minutes after that, I was told that the missile missed me, hence disappointing thousands of women throughout the world.
Your women throughout the world will miss you should anything happen....now, how about all those possible children??? ;-D
My naughty....