Oh Puc's, I think the dark forces at Compass maximum security brain-washing camp may be getting to you.

Now listen (I hate it when people say that), let us first deal with the important business of PJ's.

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"I'm more than 240 lbs
How tall are you Angel?"

I refuse to be measured in terms of 'how tall I am'. How short are you is more to the point.

"they eventually relented after lying that there were none on the plane - then another FA giving one to Sim!

You do realise that this came out of the "homeward" stock? Imagine that this was you wanting one at night and I told you that this Hunky Chunky 240lb flatulent male demanded one?"

Of course I know that, I would have gone and nicked one from the gray bag above 1K if they had told me the truth - but the point is they lied. Not a mistake, the question was repeated several times, they lied.

"On another trip I was forced to unpack my luggage and extract a pair of shorts and a Rugby Shirt.

That I would have given up a night with Ant and Dec or any twenty-anything to have seen."

You woudln't need to see, you could hear me complaining all they way back in the land of gold sling-backs.

Ant and Dec... are you mad. Take a look here and choose something decent:

www.sexy-guys.co.uk

"If anyone from BA is listening to this

Pucci Galore at your service Your Majesty"

I mean someone who will call me and ask for forgiveness.

"I would like to say it is bloody disgusting, we pay a fortune for those tickets

You do as you usually buy two of them."

Well 'buy' may be stretching the reality of the transaction somewhat.

"and the price doesn't change if it is day or night, so why should the service.

I love you most when you are you are being belligerent"

Using a big word doesn't detract from the fact that it is wrong. Have you been on secondement in BA Customer Services? Test yourself, try writing "I am sorry", if you can write it you are still OK... if it comes out as "please accept this ex-gratia payment without any admission of liability" they have got to you.

"You shouldn't put your cabin crew in a position where they become the brunt of passenger complaints,

Were that the case, my Love, I could hand out surveys, gossip with the crew at our interminable tea parties as that charming man once wrote here (actually they are cocktail parties but don't tell Skippy, Joy, or the CAA there's a love.), get the Telegraph crossword finished and do my nails (maybe with your wonderful connections you could have them bring a nail technician on for the crew? or indeed the pax? Strumpet Air have masseuses I'm told)"

Bloody surveys. Waste of time, the cabin crew always give them to the people they have befriended and they don't ask the good questions anyway... "Do you have any comments about the service you have recieved" and how big is the space - one line. The most important question they can ask and they give you one line!

"and you shouldn't advertise that you provide sleeper-suits when half the time you don't and finally it is up to me to decide if I want to sleep or not, you shouldn't be so presumptious as to decide if I am going to sleep or not.

Dearest, that is the "Merriest" diatribe in yonks. I have missed you."

Yeh well, your loss is Club Airways and Emirates gain.

"To stop being frivilous for one moment, I for one am going to raise some of the topics again. The trouble my Love is that they always say "our Research tells us" and hide behind that. All I would say is that if it is loaded, and if it is available - you should have it. Not just you - anyone. I suspect that the crew fell in love with Sim! I agree. I think that this Dining in the Lounge is everything and nothing. Why at night and not by day - they just assume that when the flight is in the hours of darkness the majority of passengers will want a kip. I could not agree more - on the LAX as the person who posted this thread (after 5 posts already - see what I mean) mentioned loads go to sleep on the way out as the flight runs into the sort of time when loads of people would go to sleep anyway."

Of course they love Sim. It's like having a pedigree puppy, everyone loves it but no-one knows how much effort you have put into house training it, and how much excrement it leaves around.

"Yes, I had a wonderful holiday, thank you. Whilst we are obviously still in silly season (etiquette I ask you!) you can guess whether I am suntanned all over or not."

Glad to hear about the hols.

"How was SFO? Does this mean that you are back for good?"

We are off to Brussels at 4pm, then Vienna for a couple of days and next week Rome.


"The fact that at a time when other carriers are improving their premium services(mentioning no names), BA don't seem to have learnt the lessons from their earlier attempts to dumb-down their First service."


Ha! Couldn't think of anything smarmy there could you!

I win! I win!




[This message has been edited by Merry (edited 09-02-2003).]