I’ll happily read screeds and screeds of your ramblings

Fast forward a few days and I got a call on the Sunday morning from the luggage folk at AGP who were confused because there was no address in Malaga for them to deliver my case to. After explaining that I was now home, she replied "well how are we supposed to get your case there?". After telling her that she was the luggage service, not me, I was reassured that it would be sorted that day. Fast forward 4 hours and another Spanish number is coming up on my phone. "We just want to check where you want your luggage delivered to"... agggggggggh.

I’m in a hotel bar reading this and have now clearly been labelled as ‘the nutty guy you don't want to make eye contact with’ for laughing out loud at this point