Do not under any circumstance get the pumpkin pancakes if they are offered. I know for a fact that they contain the most powerful laxative known to man

Seriously, I do not know what they put in those things, but I can drink tap water in Mexico and India with no problem, but those pancakes are a true "Arpey's revenge."
P.S. Am I the only one who misses calling into the Don Carty hotline for the updates?