Figure I would report back on the slightly ambiguous state of regional dining:

Flight was:

AA 4523, MSP to LGA
ERJ-175, Dinner



The "PM Protein" box label was both more and less accurate than I expected:



The cookie flavor was wrong on the box, and I'm not entirely sure if that actually is "citrus immunity candy" in bar form?

However, notably absent from both the label and the box itself was any kind of place setting (!). The gouda dip was decent, the salad a challenge to eat without a fork, and the rest of the packaged stuff quite forgettable.

But for $220 they also took me to LGA, so I can't complain all that much, and it's better than what United would serve on the same equipment