Originally Posted by joeyday

Best airline food story. I heard the following over the intercom on Northwest Airlines in the late 1980s:

"Ladies and gentlemen, for dinner tonight, you have a choice of chicken or beef. Since this is a full flight, we may run out of one of these entrees, so those of you in the back of the plane may not get your first choice. But do not worry, there is absolutely no difference in the taste".