Sweet, as soon as the title of the thread changes, I am going to bust out the shaving cream and do a wet shave right in my seat. Gonna make use of the hot towel service to warm the skin, make a nice lather, then straight blade the cream off, all while wiping the blade with said moist towel.
Finally, finish the rinse off with the complimentary Naya Water bottle and I will be good to go, with a splash of Brut!