im with you here! Not height related in my case but I’m the permanent pedestrian and don’t use an umbrella so everyone else’s is just a series of video game like implements aimed at best at slowing me down and forcing me to contort, at worst at slicing my head off. When the video game enemy has both the umbrella and the mobile phone they are looking at whilst walking n Regent street or Oxford street or whatever, I really wish I had that « disintegration » key!!