Quite.

"Travel makes you who you are

Thank you for flying to <destination city> with us.

Now that you’re back from your travels, everything you’ve seen, shared and savoured will inspire the stories you tell and the person you come to be.
The more experiences you enjoy, the more ‘you’ you become and the more you get away with us, the more Avios you collect.

This trip earned you <NNN> Avios, which you can put towards keeping that travel buzz going.

Will you be exploring golden dunes, touring gastronomic cities or getting off the beaten track?"



Oh <insert term of choice here> off.

Who writes this dross? Presumably the same team that has had a go at the menus, in crayon.