Based on where this is going, I almost feel like it may be best to remove the script from here. I suspect that there may be a great number of people attempting things beyond their technical expertise, and this may very well end up causing problems either for them, or (if SK thinks something fishy is going on, unlikely though it may be) even for others.

I apologize, but I am going to delete the text of the script in my message. If anyone else wants to take it upon themselves to repost it - feel free, but I would suggest not to.