Originally Posted by Dakota
I'm still wearing
my gymslips.

Besides, I need proof that you're the right gender before any Valentine's assignation!

Gymslips! On those hairy varicosed legs (or do you shave them Dear?)?
Assignation? You think that you can afford to be fussy?
Ok, I've done a Rich Bltch and my skirt is over my head....sure now? My hairbrush and I await your answer
Oh and by the way
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