Originally Posted by PUCCI GALORE

You Bounder - you did not mention your toupee that Tina Turner would have been proud to wear, nor your dentures that used to fall half out of your mouth in the crew rest break. You used to refer to it as your Harem. Remember? No I do not suppose that you do! I was and am years younger than you. Glasses I wear to read that much is true but where you were concerned I read you like a book. Fifty Shades of Filth was its title.

I have recalled one such incident where the Stepmother of the late Royal and daughter of a penny dreadfuls authoress decided that the seat for which she had paid was not the seat where she belonged and decided that Row 40 whatever was a misprint and that she should be in Row 4. She settled her and when confronted after she had been served the Champagne to which that cabin was entitled. said that the 40 clearly was a misprint, I saw rage in her eyes as she was walked back to her seat to make sure that she made no further errors of interpretation. She remained silent and the line from Hillaire Bellock came to mind "snarling in disappointed rage"