Originally Posted by crazy8534

A DYKWIA story regaled to us at the EDI do at the weekend, about a young lady who was at the CCR bar last week.
Apparently had a few too many drinks and the bar staff were gently suggesting that she either tries something to eat or perhaps heads to her plane.
She replied with "I can go to the plane whenever I like, they will wait for me!".
Then proceeded to accidentally smash 2 glasses and exchanged numbers with the slightly confused but excited older gentleman sitting beside her...!