Originally Posted by
DLATL777
It will be sold to the public as an enhancement somehow.
They will have a press release stating that the wipes were not premium enough?
Originally Posted by
physicsdude
I guess they think exposure to germs is a premium amenity
No, perhaps the dirt and goo on the armrests are premium that the cleaning crew do not remove it.
Originally Posted by
CO777ER
They're premium bacterium
They're Ed's. How much more premium could you get?