I have a connection in SFO tomorrow, for giggles I am going to check my bag with some sort of vital medicine I could die from not taking, then misgender everyone (I do not know if I will do this in the gate area, during boarding, or on the flight, or maybe the whole time), Then demand a pre-departure beverage while still in the aisle and yelling, "Do You Know Who I Am?" just to see how far I have to go to get kicked off. I'll be posting a video of it, (correction my daughter will have to post it as a. I am basically computer illiterate, and b. I will be changing my story last minute to, "I was kicked off for supporting ...... the day after the debate", which outta get me at least 2 million likes and a .... news interview). If you would like me give you a shout out or if you have any requests of other things I can do to get kicked off quicker, I'd appreciate it, you know like railing about the service, or lack of limes in drink, possibly no button holes in the napkins, anything helps.

Of course nothing that runs afoul of the FAA or puts my lifetime status in doubt. Basically I would like to be outraged, and go viral for it, in a harmless sort of fun way, something that says, hey look at me, and bask in my awesome. I will also expect this post here to be to ten pages by midnight tomorrow. Thank you in advance.

Any suggestions on if I will get booted quicker by throwing back a couple of gin martini's prior to the flight? If anyone is going to be there, we could maybe have a Flyertalk meet up prior?