Interesting that hotel wouldn't wave the amenity fee even while their venue was unavailable ....
At least the unexpected EQP did offset it a bit.

Sidenote:
Very brave of the hotel with these "expressions":
- Yours truely
- Merry me
- Call your mother
Fortunately we are people of the world but some would find this grounds for a smacky bottom in #metoo or indecent proposal ...