Had my first visit to the Chelsea lounge today. Two overwhelming thoughts - it’s a overheated windowless soulless rectangle, and the noise from the dishwasher at the bar is ridiculous. The fire was blasting out heat this morning, nice to look at but definitely not required.

With that said, it was quiet with only five people, plus myself and the better half, in there.

Breakfast was OK. It was a plus that they had gluten free bread for toast, but enoki mushrooms in an omelette is a food poncyfication too far, and the latte was as weak as dishwater barely tasting of coffee. Nice bacon though.