I just read that the Romazzino in Sardinia is reopening as a Belmond property this month after renovations. I stayed there 30 years ago with my parents, so I thought to check availability for a long weekend in late June/early July before peak season starts.

Behold, a garden view Junior Suite for 2 adults and a 4-year old at 6000 € per night .

I have grudgingly accepted the new 1000-2000 € per night reality, but this is insane.