Originally Posted by
cmhsieh54
Either (a) there's never been tablets here; (b) there used to be, but now they're gone; or (c) they still have tablets but somehow my room doesn't have one.
Figured it out.
On the TV, you click the green 'menu' button, it goes to the Marriott commercial loop, and it says "HOME" in the bottom right corner of the TV, and then you're supposed to click in the center of the directional keypad, whereupon the hotel's informational menu appears.
Looking back now, I suppose that's intuitive, but it's not clear at all. In all my global travels, I've never seen this menu setup.

[Edit: And then after clicking on "HOME" the first time, it no longer goes to the commercial loop and goes straight to the info menu.]
At least, if you were curious what was available for Room Service, now you have it. As far as I could see, this hotel's room service menu is nowhere else online to be found.
As you were.