MrLapLap was involved in a few all-nighters to make a deadline and exhausted, didn’t register a menu, or quite take in what was put in front of him for yesterday’s

BA471 VCE to LHR (departure time 16:10)




He thought the bottom middle sandwich was a cake with icing sugar on it and slathered it with jam and cream. Took him a while to discern that the unusual flavour was coronation chicken. That didn’t quite wake him up. He was roused further when the bite into the raspberry mouse bun registered as salmon. From that point onwards he had the format figured out.