Name and shame the property... Any good hotelier would have at least refunded a portion of the stay or some equivalent compensation, either points, F&B credit, or both.

I just stayed at a Springhill where the soap dispenser fell off the wall in the middle of the night waking me up with quite a scare. A full bottle of bodywash makes a heck of a noise hitting the tub at 4am. The hotel couldn't do enough for us to make it right, including trying to throw points at us, but I politely declined. It disrupted my sleep by a whole 15 minutes as I looked around for the source of the noise and I (fortunately) fell back asleep easily and had a great sleep otherwise.

Re coffee, I travel with this: and a heater. Life's too short for bad coffee.