Originally Posted by platbrownguy
I'm sure this will get the thread locked, moved, and incinerated but:
You know you're a redneck when you let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table - in front of her children.
Dang, so close and yet so far. Your sense of humor matches mine and jfe's. Perfect family match.
Another 8 or 9 years on you and I'd be introducing you to my daughter.
..who doesn't post much, but DOES inhabit FT. Hopefully, she will not see this one, or I'm toast.