Terriers are far more effective. They'd have to start serving pints of bitter (on draft) to really make it an authentic experience. Actually, what a flipping good idea that would be. Draft proper beer... I really can't stand that water they call 'lager'... I'll have to slum it with the Palmer until they can get a local Slough brewery on board, and source a Jack Russell.

Its all going rather Yorkshire Airways, isn't it?